DOWNLOAD THE MP3: bit.ly Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson, Wax, and Big Rob bit.ly Beat By Ray Johnson ***SONG LYRICS*** It was a weekend, and you can't stop Us from going to the local dance spot. Instead of drinking imported beers, Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears. We popped the top. We know what was in it. Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it. Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic. I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget. Then the room filled with colors and shapes, And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes. Oh snap! And what made it worse Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf. Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass. He passed some gas and it snapped in half. Yo Deejay! Are you still there? Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair. Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus. I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick. These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip. Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are. Cry directly in this jar. I will drink it at the bar. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears. These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before. I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. (DeeJay falls asleep and snores) I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!" He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody. I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow ... Теги:rebeccablackshouldbeinacagefightagainstjustinbieber
Thank you so much for your support! We're hoping to have an album out by the end of this year. :) DOWNLOAD THE SONG HERE: itunes.apple.com OUR FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com ****TAKE OVER THE WORLD**** Lyrics by R. Johnson and J. Cale My grandmama used to tell me one day I would be king And that it would be me to but these dreams into a sling And fling 'em like a bullet 'til they beam the whole ruling regime in the melon. Then I tell 'em that I'll one day reign supreme But it seems, I'm a damn salmon swimming upstream. I scream 'cause I know just why the caged bird sings. I'll adorn the king's throne, wear his treasure with pleasure, 'Cause this job is temporary, success is forever. Workin' every week at a job I can't stand. I always tell myself that one day I'll be the man. What're we gonna do tonight, Brain? We're gonna take over the world. Imma shoot straight for the stars in my rocket. No time on the clock. I'm gonna stop it. Kryptonite in my pocket for all the cynical Supermen, surrounding me, crowding me, shrouding me with doubt. They don't how to be proud of me. 'Cause one day I'm gonna run this town And when I seize the crown. It's gonna please the crowd. My hands and feet were bound to the ground, at least 'til now 'cause this job is like a prison, but the beast is out. RAWR! I'm not just chasin' these dreams. I'm hiding out in the bushes, and then I wait 'til they leave and jump out and pistol-whip 'em with my loaded ambition. I'm not gonna front. I'm Ethan Hunt on ... Теги:YFMwantstoturnyouintoaapotato
This one is a little dark. Enjoy! DOWNLOAD THE SONG HERE: bit.ly OUR FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com ****TEXT ME BACK - SINGLE**** Lyrics by R. Johnson I'm checking out your Facebook I drive past where you work You tell me you're my girlfriend But are you even on planet earth? I see you out with your friends but Yo who the hell is that dude? You're not playing with me are you girl? Well hell, I wouldn't put it past you I hate that you just won't text me You say you're out with Becky Why you dress so sexy I check my text every five seconds obsessing That you're in another dude's bedroom undressing. He's got you pressed on your back It's a wrestling match Well anything he's good at I'm the best at that My heart was broken I was hoping it would be left in tact So please let's just chat Just text me back! I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy I wasn't crazy Until I met you Crazy I wasn't crazy Until I met you I refresh your Facebook Analyze all your wall posts Why'd you leave a smiley face on that one dude's page Or whatever you call those The fact that you flirt with That dirty rat that you work with I feel the love boat sinking I'm trying to bring it back to the surface Why do you keep pictures of your ex around? You think he's better than me? Why you letting me drown? In my own imagination That I face when I'm alone I'm going to wait until you sleep And then I'm going through your phone 'Cause I don't believe you when you tell me He's only a friend I'm not possessive, I'm depressed You ... Теги:srslytholoislaneisprobablyhumpingbatmanontheside
Long distance relationships are tough. **NOTE** Jupiter is the name of the alien girl, NOT the name of the planet she lives on. DOWNLOAD THE SONG HERE: bit.ly OUR FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com ******LYRICS****** There's nothing left to say. I'm not with you. You lie so far away from the truth. Jupiter you're on my mind. The clock will turn the gears of time. I only want to be with you. Symmetry can lean askew. It's gripping on my mind. I'll stay impossible to define while you're away. There's still nothing to say. I'm not with you. Sometimes the path least traveled is the avenue. The stranger in your life you thought you knew. How can I be yellow and still so blue? Jupiter you're on my mind. The clock will turn the gears of time. I only want to be with you. Symmetry can lean askew. It's gripping on my mind. I'll stay impossible to define while you're away. Jupiter you're on my mind. The clock will turn the gears of time. I only want to be with you. Symmetry can lean askew. Теги:JUPITERsongraywilliamjohnsonvideoyourfavoritemartianvideosyourfavoritemartianmusicRayWilliamJohnsonyfmrwj
