WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: bit.ly DOWNLOAD THE SONG: bit.ly DOWNLOAD UNCENSORED SONG: bit.ly GET THE SHIRT: bit.ly ------------------------------------ Hey it's our very own website: smosh.com Oh and our Facebook page facebook.com Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: twitter.com ------------------------------------ ==LYRICS== The greatest thing ever just happened to me (You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do (ha!) First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack... "Only eat one, young man" F**K THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack ! ---------- No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool No more bath time! No more hugs! And if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug. No more mommy! No more dad! Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give af**k Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS SUCK! ---------- My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so I yell "f**k" "s**t" and "darn" every day. My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so I leave the door open while I take a big poo My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn, instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks. They ... Теги:parentssuckofficialmp3downloadcookiesbreakfastbillysetmyfriendsonfiremusicwererealvidsongrapsmoshanthonypadillaianhecoxWHYAREYOUREADINGTHESEMOTHA-FIRETRUCKIN'TAGS?!
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Via Good As You/The Huffington Post: "Sean Harris, senior pastor of Berean Baptist Church in Fayetteville, spoke at length in support of North Carolina's proposed Amendment 1, which would define marriage in the state constitution as between one man and one woman and would outlaw civil unions and domestic partnerships, during an hour-long sermon on Sunday. In this clip, provided by Jeremy Hooper of the blog Good as You, a man identified as Harris is heard urging his congregation to attack their children if they appear to be exhibiting behavior outside of gender norms...".* Ana Kasparian and Cenk Uygur break it down on The Young Turks. *Read more here: www.huffingtonpost.com Audio via Good as You blog: www.goodasyou.org Watch - Gay Student Beaten: www.youtube.com Subscribe to The Young Turks: bit.ly Find out how to watch The Young Turks on Current by clicking here: www.current.com The Largest Online New Show in the World. Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com Google+: www.gplus.to Pinterest: pinterest.com Теги:pastor sean harrisberean baptist churchpunch gay kidsgay abusegay bullyingdan savageamendment 1north carolina gaysnorth carolina amendment 1gays biblehomosexuality biblereligious rightlgbtglbtatheistatheismatheistschristian rightsean harrispastor rantgay pastoranti-gay
Droid Michael Swaim reminds us that not everyone that can have children, should have children. But if they do, they might as well upload videos of their children doing dumb or dangerous things to YouTube. Child Protective Services Funniest Home Videos would still be a funny show in our opinion. Watch more Does Not Compute on Cracked.com www.cracked.com Теги:DNCdoes not computeparentsbad parentsinternetcrackedkidsterribleyoutube