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www.noelgallagher.com NOEL GALLAGHER'S HIGH FLYING BIRDS RELEASE THE ALBUM 'NOEL GALLAGHER'S HIGH FLYING BIRDS' THROUGH SOUR MASH RECORDS ON OCTOBER 17 Noel Gallagher has confirmed today at a press conference in London that his brand new album 'Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds' - the first of TWO recently completed albums - will be released through his own label, Sour Mash Records, on October 17th (this date will vary slightly internationally). 'Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds' features ten new songs and was recorded over the past year in London and Los Angeles. It was co-produced by Noel and David Sardy, who Noel has worked with previously. Noel said his band, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, will tour this autumn after the release of the album. Noel also revealed in the press conference that he has completed a second album which is a continuation of his collaboration with Amorphous Androgynous. This as-yet untitled album will be released in 2012. The tracklisting for 'Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds' is below 1. Everybody's On The Run 2. Dream On 3. If I Had A Gun... 4. The Death Of You And Me 5. (I Wanna Live In A Dream In My) Record Machine 6. AKA... What A Life! 7. Soldier Boys And Jesus Freaks 8. AKA... Broken Arrow 9. (Stranded On) The Wrong Beach 10. Stop The Clocks Sour Mash Records tweeted from today's press conference. You can check it out at Noel's official Twitter page HERE: www.twitter.com Keep checking back to www.noelgallagher.com or sign up to ... Теги:NoelGallagherPressConferenceOasisHighFlyingBirdsSourMashManchester
The Ron Paul 2012 Presidential Campaign announced the release of Dr. Paul's "Plan to Restore America," an ambitious federal government spending, tax and reform blueprint that as President he will implement. The plan, authored by Paul's campaign staff at his direction, promises to restore the federal government to its former Constitutionally-limited, smaller-government and less-burdensome place. The plan cuts $1 trillion in federal spending during the first year of a Paul Presidency and delivers a balanced budget in year three of a Paul Presidency. "Ron Paul's plan is the only one that seriously addresses the economic and budgetary problems our nation faces. It cuts $1 trillion in one year, and slashes regulations and taxes so our economy can grow and create jobs," said Ron Paul 2012 National Campaign Chairman Jesse Benton, a plan co-author. "It's the only plan offered by a presidential candidate that actually balances the budget and begins to pay down the debt. And it's the only plan being offered that tries to reign in the Federal Reserve and get inflation under control." Cuts totaling $1 trillion during the first year of a Paul Presidency would be achieved by eliminating five federal cabinet departments -- the Departments of Energy, Housing and Urban Development, Commerce, Interior and Education. Cuts of this scale will also be accomplished by a Paul Presidency abolishing the Transportation Security Administration and returning responsibility for security to private ... Теги:Ron PaulRon Paul LiveRon Paul Restore America
English subtitles based on the ProjectAvalon.net transcript projectavalon.net From ufodigest.com Robert Hastings Presents: Major UFO Press Conference In Washington, DC September 27th, 2010 US Nuclear Weapons Have Been Compromised by Unidentified Aerial Objects Ex-military men say unknown intruders have monitored and even tampered with American nuclear missiles Group to call on US Government to reveal the facts Witness testimony from more than 120 former or retired military personnel points to an ongoing and alarming intervention by unidentified aerial objects at nuclear weapons sites, as recently as 2003. In some cases, several nuclear missiles simultaneously and inexplicably malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby. Six former US Air Force officers and one former enlisted man will break their silence about these events at the National Press Club and urge the government to publicly confirm their reality. One of them, ICBM launch officer Captain Robert Salas, was on duty during one missile disruption incident at Malmstrom Air Force Base and was ordered to never discuss it. Another participant, retired Col. Charles Halt, observed a disc-shaped object directing beams of light down into the RAF Bentwaters airbase in England and heard on the radio that they landed in the nuclear weapons storage area. Both men will provide stunning details about these events, and reveal how the US military responded. Captain Salas notes, "The US Air Force is lying about ... Теги:NationalPressClubUFODisclosureConference