WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: bit.ly DOWNLOAD THE SONG: bit.ly DOWNLOAD UNCENSORED SONG: bit.ly GET THE SHIRT: bit.ly ------------------------------------ Hey it's our very own website: smosh.com Oh and our Facebook page facebook.com Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: twitter.com ==LYRICS== Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S AF**KING GIRL'S NAME! I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice "Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think? Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK. ---------- 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil ---------- I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin' I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that's right) I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to ... Теги:thelegendofzeldarapdubstepdubstepthemesonglinktopastocarinatimetwilightprincesswindwakerskywardswordwalkthroughbattlewalkthroughpartplayplaythroughcommentarynintendo64supernewsnesgamecubewiihyruleeponaviralepicsmoshanthonypadillaianhecoxWHYAREYOUREADINGTHESEMOTHA-FIRETRUCKIN'TAGS?!
www.youtube.com Click here to watch Aliens VS Predator Rap by TeamHeadKick Make You Bleed (Assassins Creed 2 Rap Music Video) by TeamHeadKick TeamHeadKick takes on Assassins Creed 2 in this comedic rap about killing for a living, hanging out with prostitutes, running from the guards, and not listening to Justin Biebers music. EVER. This is what a hip hop music video would look like in 1472 Italy. Enjoy. MP3 Available on iTunes, Amazon, and Worldwide under TeamHeadKick Machinima Happy Hour is home to the best animation and shorts Machinima has to offer. Check back every weekend for updates on all your favorite shows like Sanity Not Included, Two Best Friends Play, Freeman's Mind, Sonic For Hire and more! www.youtube.com Lyrics Im like a Ninja, Hiyaa, come to make you bleed Tip toein through the shadows, cause Im light on my feet, Jumping off rooftops, using stealth to kill ya Its like Ive been here before, this place is looking familiar With a price on your head, theres no place you can hide Ill use swords, blades, spears, poison, arrows, and knives I take lives away, until there aint none left, Im not a fan of Justin Bieber, Im the Angel of Death I put the Ass in Assassin, Im kind of a Clown But the guards will never catch me I dont want to get found, Signing mad contracts, and and racking up bids Takin way more hits than Rihanna did Ohhhh, And did I mention Im the master of disguise Stab you right in your back from behind 3 times Was it me, or him, or somebody else When ... Теги:yt:quality=highAssassin'sCreed[2]IIUPC8888525349MPN68339UbisoftMontrealmakeyoubleedrapteamheadkicksoundtrackthemesongmusicvideotributefanmachinimahiphoprockmetalbrotherhoodhitmanhdjtdlcgameplaywalkthroughcheatscodeachievementsxbox360ps3pcwindowsanvilteamheadkickitalyjustinbieberrihannaparodyfunnycomedypreviewreleasewiimaconlinetrailerteaseractionadventurenintendoiphoneconsolebonfirealtairmachhappyhourhappyhour
www.youtube.com Click here to watch Snipers Are Wussies - Halo Reach Montage (Musical Machinima) Call of Duty: Black Ops: Rap Song! (Musical Machinima) First off, special thanks to u4iX (www.youtube.com and DeeperThanBones for contributing to this tune. It's awesome to collaborate IRL and across the Internet on such a project. Second, thanks to Tejb (www.youtube.com for making his guest appearance (TO THA FACE! Check out his cooking video here: www.youtube.com MOAR VIDEOS! Care Package Glitch Song - www.youtube.com Droppin Nukes Song - www.youtube.com Bye Bye Halo 3, Welcome Back Reach - www.youtube.com I Love MW2 - www.youtube.com Halo Reach Rap (Black Ops Diss) - www.youtube.com And now...the lyrics to this tune: v1 Riding in the truck on the way to gamestop Going to get my copy of Call of Duty Black Ops The next thing I'll be driving is an RC Car Roaming the map bout to set off an explosive charge I play a couple a games, score a couple credits Then customize my character the options seem to be endless Unlock achievements and titles, camos and killstreaks My icon is a horse with pistols on his feet Called my boss right away and told him I quit I'm making big money winning all these wager matches I see you on the camera, wondering what could it be You'll know when you're in Killcam don't forget to say cheese v2 Forget noob tubes, I'm a crossbow pro You've heard of onlyUSEmeBLADE? Hi I'm onlyusemebow Pull the trigger the arrow hits ya, the light turns green Then boom ... Теги:yt:quality=highCallofDutyBlackOpsblackopsTreyarchActivisionUPC047875840034codHardenedEditionEAN047875840225Vietnamfirst-personshooterFPSMicrosoftXbox360X360SonyplaystationPS3WindowsVistaPCNintendoWiipickle9000machhappyhourhappyhour
www.youtube.com Click here to watch "Transformers" WFC Rap Metal Music Video by TeamHeadKick "Gangster" Mafia 2 Rap by TeamHeadKick TeamHeadKick gets all Mafioso in this Rap tribute to Mafia 2. Mase is a huge fan of all Mafia movies, and this video mixes comedic lyrics, a Godfather feel, hits, the familia, getting whacked, tommy guns, and movie references for all the gamers, and fans of Mafia films. Enjoy! MP3 Available on iTunes, Amazon, and Worldwide under TeamHeadKick Machinima Happy Hour is home to the best animation and shorts Machinima has to offer. Check back every weekend for updates on all your favorite shows like Sanity Not Included, Two Best Friends Play, Freeman's Mind, Sonic For Hire and more! www.youtube.com Lyrics I'm taking over this town you'd better stay in your home Because I'm dishing out hits like Al Capone I'm Straight old school, are you talking to me? I got a pimp ass suit, and fish boots on my feet Robbing, and dueling, and driving, and shooting Dodging bullets with precision on my mission as I'm looting Stacking up cash in mad amounts I keep all my money up in the safe house The FBI is always hot on my trail, But I ain't no rat, I ain't going to jail I'm shooting ganster guns, and counting ganster riches, driving gangster cars, and fucking gangster bitches You'll be sleeping with the fishes when I'm done with you, Sinking down in the Deep Wearing concrete shoes, So choose your words, or you'll be facing the end Say Hello to my little friend Damn ... Теги:yt:quality=highMafiaIIRapgangsterteamheadkickthkmusicvideosoundtrackthemesongwiseguymobstervegasNYjerseysnookigodfatherdeniropacinopescicaponeLindsaylohanhitmantommygungameplaycommentarywalkthroughcheatcodeachievementsgangstaguideostplaythroughwalkthrough partmachhappyhourhappyhour
www.youtube.com Click here to watch Halo: Reach Uber Rap "Its all about Reach" by TeamHeadKick (Music Video) Dead Rising 2 Rap "Here they Come" by TeamHeadKick (Music Video) TeamHeadKick gets to slaying Zombies, and busting out funny lyrics in this tribute rap for Dead Rising 2. Funny gameplay, Hip Hop beats, and body count galore makes for some epic fun. Enjoy! MP3 Available on iTunes, Amazon, and Worldwide under TeamHeadKick Machinima Happy Hour is home to the best animation and shorts Machinima has to offer. Check back every weekend for updates on all your favorite shows like Sanity Not Included, Two Best Friends Play, Freeman's Mind, Sonic For Hire and more! www.youtube.com Lyrics: Dead Rising Here they come Dead Rising Time to grab the guns Dead Rising, I ain't no bitch I'll survive the apocolype Waking up quick, whats in my town A crowd of people making chewing sounds Chomping on fingers, heads, and feet, Yo its time to go, cause that's a zombie But first I need to grab some supplies A gun, grenades, batteries, and flashlights A first aid kit, and my Rambo knife, an M-16, Ammo, and Zip ties The bodies are rising up from the Dead, I grab the shotgun under my bed, Mom walks up, and I shoot her in the head Everybody's gone, they left me for dead Keep you in the sights and I'm making you bleed, Chainsaw on my bike, mow you down at full speed Light your ass up and watch you cook My zombie Killing skills are off the hook Shooting at zombies can be so much fun, I'm a man ... Теги:yt:quality=highDeadRisingDR2BlueCastleCapcomUPC013388310654Xbox360X360playstationPS3MicrosoftWindowsPCcomputerzombiesurvivalhorrorvideogamesequelrapsongteamheadkickthkmachinimasoundtrackthememusichiphopgameplayostps2wiixbox360machhappyhourhappyhour
www.youtube.com Click this to watch Transformers WFC (Metal Rap Music Video) by TeamHeadKick Halo: Reach Uber Rap "Its all about Reach" by TeamHeadKick (Music Video) TeamHeadKick gives Halo: Reach the epic theme song it deserves. After a decade of awesome gameplay, it was only fitting for us to take on our favorite game. Laced with heavy guitars, fast comedic lyrics, a chorus you will get stuck in your head, a blistering guitar solo, and all things Halo, we hope you enjoy this one as much as we do. Thanks Bungie for the best series ever. We are your biggest fans. MP3 Available on iTunes, Amazon, and Worldwide under TeamHeadKick Machinima Happy Hour is home to the best animation and shorts Machinima has to offer. Check back every weekend for updates on all your favorite shows like Sanity Not Included, Two Best Friends Play, Freeman's Mind, Sonic For Hire and more! www.youtube.com Lyrics: I've been a Halo fanboy, since back in the day The best shooter ever just got the major upgrade Spent the whole last decade hanging with the chief Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, ODST The game is sick like internet porn Jetpack on my back straight getting airborne Raining shots to your dome, with steady aim and precision Always blurring up your vision and leaving your corpse twitchin On a mission you be wishing that you never had to face me, Multiplayer motherfucker, this time I'm getting crazy Take your whole team out, yeah, cause I'm that fast Like a gay dinosaur you'll be a Megasoreass I ain't ... Теги:yt:quality=highHaloReachUberRapits all about reachteamheadkickthkmusicsongsoundtrackthemerockbungiereconmachinimaanojtop10teabagSpartanelitesnipernoscopeheadshotstickylegendarycampaignfirefightinvasionflaminghelmetoverkillkilltacularspreeuntouchableSWATmedalsmasterchiefDLCrememberxbox360ps3wiiiphoneipadskullseastereggbansheescorpionarenabloodgulchcheatscodestargeneralcreditsmappackProtankarmorlockheadhunterDMR
www.youtube.com Click here to watch Call of Duty vs Battlefield Rap Battle by BrySi (Musical Machinima) Battlefield 3 Rap - Noob Killer! by BrySi (Musical Machinima) Battlefield 3 is a great game. I hope this song helps you enjoy it even more. If you liked this video, share it via Twitter / Facebook / Reddit by clicking here - www.brysi.com Remember to answer the "Question Of The Day" - which game is more realistic - COD or Battlefield, and feel free to give examples. GET THIS SONG AND OTHER AWESOME VIDEO GAME MUSIC ON ITUNES: itunes.apple.com You might as well watch all of my other Machinima content too: www.youtube.com DIRECTOR'S LINKS: www.twitter.com www.brysi.com DIRECTOR'S CHANNEL www.youtube.com www.youtube.com Much love to the following people that made this possible: - LEXlBANKS from Soundclick for the instrumental - www.youtube.com - www.youtube.com - www.youtube.com - www.youtube.com - www.youtube.com - www.youtube.com Machinima Happy Hour is home to the best animation and shorts Machinima has to offer. Check back every weekend for updates on all your favorite shows like Sanity Not Included, Two Best Friends Play, Freeman's Mind, Sonic For Hire and more! www.youtube.com - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - This Respawn video will show you: How to Play Battlefield 3 How to spit hot fire like Eminem aka Marshall How to be a noob killer How to make a montage ... Теги:yt:quality=highBattlefieldEADigitalIllusionsCEElectronicArtsBF3FrostbiteEngine2.0MicrosoftWindowsPCplaystationXbox360firstpersonshooterfps1stfighterjetsairplanespronepositiontanksjeep6424playerANTanimationtechnologyParisTehranSulaymaniyahNewYorksingleplayermultiplayermachinimahowtoBackKarkandDLCWakeIslandrapsongbryansimonbrysibattlemontagefunnyNoobKillermachhappyhourhappyhour
www.youtube.com Click above to watch The Devil Dogs (Gears of War 2 Metal Music Video) This is BioShock (BioShock 2 Rap) TeamHeadKick takes on Bioshock 2 in this fast paced, upbeat, comedic rap video about Rapture, Hacks, Headshots, Big Sister, and an outstanding game! Enjoy. MP3 Available on iTunes, Amazon, and worldwide under TeamHeadKick Machinima Happy Hour is home to the best animation and shorts Machinima has to offer. Check back every weekend for updates on all your favorite shows like Sanity Not Included, Two Best Friends Play, Freeman's Mind, Sonic For Hire and more! www.youtube.com *LYRICS* Its Friday night, aint got shit to do So I sit in my room playing Bioshock 2All cracked out on this mountain dewCouple slices of the pizza and some funions too, dudeThe game is sick,the graphics are fantastic Multiplayer, you know youll get your ass kickedBut bring it on, Im dishin the pain And when Im done with your ass, Ill play the campaign Got more weapons than a guy from Beirut,Dont need no extra armor cause I got a dive suit Racking up kills takes tons of skill,Impaling mother fuckers with the tip of my drillFor real, dont you mess with my daughterElectrify your ass if you stand in the waterIncinerate you quick, leave you in flamesWhip the shottie out, then explode your brainsIm A man on mission and I never stop1 2 3, This is BioshockI Got a big beer gut, but dont call me a fatty,Aiming straight for your grill, here comes the big daddyThe gun Im blastin be shooting out ... Теги:Bioshock 2RapThis is BioshockteamheadkickmachinimacheatswalkthroughgameplayonlineweaponspwnrespawntrailermontagemultiplayerHDmlg prosnipermusic videojtcampaigncomedyUPC071042531551000710425395536710425375521MPN39553yt:quality=highteamheadkickmachhappyhourhappyhour
